○● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor. [What's "Factor"?]
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[/] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 0.5


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[/] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[/] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. [o__O "Bogan"?]
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 1


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[/] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! [Is very up there.]
[/] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 3


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[/] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. [Twice with a half-dye]
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2.5


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[/] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[/] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 3


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes. [They have blue and green in them...]
[ ] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[/] Your family get together always include drinking and singing. [Drinking, at least.]

Total: 1.5


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[/] You can sing gospel.

Total: 1.5

○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[/] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[/] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2


○● G E R M A N ○●

[X] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[X] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[X] You went to Pre-school
[X] You're over 5'2".

Total: 5


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[/] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[/] You speak some French [A friend made a fun sheet of phrases to say...]
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion
[/] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[/] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[/] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. [We used to...]
[ ] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[/] You fully acknowledge that your football team sucks. [Football meaning the game with the feet or the game with the hands?]
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[/] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 2.5


○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[/] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. [I can take a wild stab...]
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[/] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[/] You tend to favour the megalomania. [I think...?]

Total: 1.5


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[/] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes. [Eyes along with head tilting]
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0.5


So. I am German with a pinch of Italian and a dash of Russian. Belguin and Spanish occasionally thrown in. How fun.
Oy! They didn't have French on here!